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Satanists slam doggers for hogging countryside quiet spots
A spokes-mage for one of the most reviled groups of Satanists in the UK, The Friends of Kazeekial, has publicly criticized outside sex fanciers for taking over the countryside, making it nigh...
View ArticleSonic booms are the Sky-Daemons demanding blood sacrifice
Clans across the north of England must increase sacrificial offerings, Chieftains have said, or suffer the wrath of the thunder gods. While Soothsayers have said the focus needs to be on appeasing sky...
View ArticleJudgment Day format ‘similar to job appraisal’, God says
God has confirmed that Judgment Day will take approximately the same format as your recent performance appraisal at work. The only difference, He added, is the outcome: rather than being given a...
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